Every few months I’ll buy one lottery ticket and spend a week meticulously planning how I will pay off all my debts and put most of it in a high-interest account and use it go to and see friends, in the vague hope that somebody up there will go ‘this one deserves to win. She’s not going to blow it all on cocaine and hookers.’
Then I get irrationally annoyed when I don’t win.
Repeat three months later.
Do you ever have those moments where you’re eating past the point of full and you’re pretty much screaming at yourself mentally to stop, but you can’t make yourself do it because the taste is literally the only thing that makes you feel good about anything at that moment even if the rest of you is telling you it is a bad bad idea
"Why can’t I fuck the dwarf?" - Ancient Dragon Age Prophecy
Putting a minor nsfw tag on here because now you’re all thinking of glow-in-the-dark dicks. :B
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Reblogging for teapotswithtophats.
Welcome to the fandom and your gradual descent into insanity. :D
A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN
yes hello i am here to learn geometries
That crow is more prepared than some of my students.
You’ve all just like, completely skipped over the possibility that this crow has seen people using pens in this room, found one, and is trying to return it. There’s been videos of crows picking up sweet wrappers and stuff and placing them in bins after seeing humans put their litter in bins. I really do believe that this crow is trying to return the pen and that is ADORABLE AS HELL.
THEY ARE SO SMART I LOVE THEM
Crows are thought to be self aware by some scientists. Its perfectly possible the crow wants to return the pen to humans. Knowing it belongs to humans.
Corvids. Who KNOWS. :)
Another cool crow deal: Once, when trying to assess if crows could reason and use tools, scientists had two crows who didn’t know each other each take a wire from a table (one was hooked, one was straight) and try to grab meat from a bottle with it. The crows could see each other, though they had separate bottles. Only the straight wire worked for this, so they hypothesized that if crows could reason, the second trial would have the two crows fighting over the straight wire. The second trial started and, to the surprise of the scientists, the two crows both went for the bent wire, one held it down and the other unbent it. They both got meat out of their bottles. They came to a peaceful solution without verbal communication. Crows are probably smarter than we are.
Crows are definitely smarter than humans